Posted 1 year ago

ericstriffler:

hitrecordjoe:

jenni-rose:monkeyknifefight | jaune | weareallstarstuff  

On December 21, 2012, our entire solar system will align.

Bring it on, universe.

Um, not it’s not. But thanks for playing.

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago

This.

is my 100th post.

that is all.

Posted 1 year ago

ERIC STRIFFLER: Truisms

  1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear
    your computer history if you die.
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
    realize you’re wrong.
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was
    younger.
  4. There is great need for a…

Posted 1 year ago
wordboner:

Available in the US store or in EU store or makeyourownwordboner.com.

I want this. lol

wordboner:

Available in the US store or in EU store or makeyourownwordboner.com.

I want this. lol

Posted 1 year ago

Flesh and Blood

My flesh and blood.

He’s all I got so don’t you dare

Put your disgusting hands on him.

Cause I’ll retaliate.

Quit being such a fucking coward

And mess with me.

Cause next time you won’t be so lucky.

Rewind.

Close that door, go down those stairs.

Come back up again and see what happens.

I’ll break down that door to protect, defend.

All we have is each other and nothing else,

So see what happens.

Cause’ I swear that was the last straw.

Things are different since I was a little boy,

I’m not who I used to be,

And I’m not gonna let you walk all over me,

All over him.

Drunk isn’t an excuse.

High isn’t an excuse.

Mad isn’t an excuse.

So don’t even come back with that.

The next day you’ll come back to me;

Apologize

Fuck you.

I hope you feel like shit.

Cause that’s what you deserve.

So don’t you dare fuck with

My flesh and blood.

 

Posted 2 years ago
Posted 2 years ago
Posted 2 years ago

ericstriffler:

colormelauren:

ellenisthinking:

hippiefuck:

theydontcallmemamafornothing:

teenexorcist:

(via kimburbur)

that’s normal

not okay.

uhhh

OH FUCK THIS IS INCREDIBLE

pfft saw this coming haha

Posted 2 years ago

ericstriffler:

I got my 3G iPad today and I still don’t get the appeal. Hope it wasn’t a total waste…

maw